loserville, usa

Everything is coming up Eryka

My old coffee maker broke ~tearz~ but we had such good times making coffee together, drinking coffee together, spilling coffee together, burning myself with coffee together. Unfortunately I didn’t appreciate him enough and I never took care of him, I over worked him, I never turned him off or cleaned him and he just died on me one morning (that fucking bastard).

But now I have a new love in my life, a higher quality Mr. Coffee which makes the coffee faster and has a timer.

O man guys you have no idea how improved my life is right now. You know those agonizing minutes when you  get out of bed put the stupid grounds in the stupid machine, press that tiny button and WAIT LIKE TEN MINUTES to get a cup of coffee. No more, my friends, now Mr. Coffee wakes me up with coffee already made. You know how much extra time this leaves for more coffee?!?

Coffee rules everything around me

Coffee is my only friend!

coffee!