January 2012
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Internet house. Internet house. Internet house.
I am really excited by the prospects of a new roommate!
Jan 27th
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Today some 10 yr olds scoffed at me for living in...
Do they teach this shit from birth?
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 19th
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Chili- with or without beans?
Jan 17th
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“Instead of weighing yourself, take personal stock in a more direct fashion. Feel...”
– ASK LESLEY: How Do I Stop Hating My Body (Part One) @ XOJane.com (via curvesahead) (via redefiningbodyimage) Getting rid of the scale in my apartment was a big contributor to my own personal body acceptance. It was actually relieving not knowing how much I weigh, because I won’t think of...
Jan 17th
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Scrambled Eggs with Mustard & Cheese Sauce →
As someone who eats eggs every morning, I am always looking for new breakfast ideas.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Have I ever mentioned my bf wants to vote for Ron...
I think I am going to have to reconsider our relationship.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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I will only wish your dogs Happy Birthday on...
sorry friends
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Everything is coming up Eryka
My old coffee maker broke ~tearz~ but we had such good times making coffee together, drinking coffee together, spilling coffee together, burning myself with coffee together. Unfortunately I didn’t appreciate him enough and I never took care of him, I over worked him, I never turned him off or cleaned him and he just died on me one morning (that fucking bastard). But now I have a new love in...
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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“No one who works in the stores, polices the block, builds the buildings, etc....”
– The State of the City, in Your Words - NYTimes.com
Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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This apartment is in a state of emergency
The coffee maker is broken.
Jan 9th
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What makes me a great babysitter is that I'm...
Me: Hey um I think it's your bedtime
Kid: ok (not moving)
Me: so maybe you should put your iPad away
Kid: ok (doesn't)
Me: um ok well whenever you feel like it that would be cool (backs out of room slowly)
Jan 8th
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Raisins are the worst.
There is such a wide variety of superior dried fruit like currents and blue berries out there. Trail mix and cheesecake would be better served without them.
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Does Airport Security Really Make Us Safer? |... →
“Not only has the actual threat from terror been exaggerated, they say, but the great bulk of the post-9/11 measures to contain it are little more than what Schneier mocks as “security theater”: actions that accomplish nothing but are designed to make the government look like it is on the job. In fact, the continuing expenditure on security may actually have made the United States less...
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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“How has a joke that some say has been over for eight years become increasingly...”
– The Rise and Fall and Fall and Fall of Hipster Bashing | Splitsider
Jan 6th
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I wake up in the mornings and tell myself, today you are going to be a better person than yesterday. January is getting to me, guys. I never want to leave my apartment. It’s too cold to go out from under my bed covers, but laying in bed all day makes me feel worse about myself. I keep disengaging from friends to sulk in my head and I’m distancing myself from the people I really love....
Jan 6th
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Jan 4th
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BRING ME CHOCOLATE CHIP...
PLEASE!
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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New Years Resolutions
I really love New Years Resolutions. I make one every year and it took me a really long time to learn how to make the right resolutions. When you make resolutions you can’t keep to- like some of my previous resolutions of losing weight, doing yoga twice a week, and watching 300 movies in a year- you always feel bad about yourself in the end. Resolutions shouldn’t be too specific or...
Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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“SECOND, I’M PATHOLOGICALLY LAZY. I have a form of attention deficit disorder. I...”
– Jonathan Ames - The Mess I’m In - NYTimes.com
Dec 28th
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Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen in “Portlandia”... →
Long but awesome read on mostly Carrie Brownstein and her contributions to Portlandia and musical endeavors Sleater Kinney and Wild Flag.
Dec 27th
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If I have to hear Bill O'Reilly's voice one more...
I’m still home for four more days. Please let the cable cut out already.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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My mom just made me email NORAD to ask when Santa...
Dec 25th
“This, I understand.”
– My stepfather after putting the Yule log channel on.
Dec 25th
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My whole house reaks of mushrooms.
This is what Polish Christmas smells like. Right now we’re boiling dried mushrooms we picked in the fall. These will go into gulombpki, pierogi (for red borsch) and gravy.  Does anyone else celebrate a meatless Christmas Eve?
Dec 24th
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Wait Wait Don't Tell Me is on BBC right now but I...
They are much more attractive in my head. link via Slate
Dec 24th
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Nemeses | This American Life →
Right now, I am really into last weeks This American Life episode about Poland’s two political blocks coming together and falling apart from the 2010 plane crash that killed the president. Listen to it! And donate!
Dec 24th
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ListenBtMI- Felt just like vacation December destroyed...
Dec 22nd
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December is the month I keep having to remind...
But it gets a little easier when I’m at a BtMI show and I’m hugging my best friend in the entire world.
Dec 19th
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Dec 15th
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I don't know why I keep trying to impress boys in...
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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“The story of how the for-profit colleges survived the threat of a major federal...”
– For-Profit College Rules Scaled Back After Lobbying - NYTimes.com (via firthofforth) The proposal was aimed at ensuring that the for-profit schools were providing “gainful employment” in a wide range of vocational fields they taught, like medical testing, massage therapy, business management and ...
Dec 13th